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The Unsightly Imagination Engine 3000: Guaranteed to convert mundane thoughts into laughably absurd riddles at the push of a button. Expecting Nobel prizes? Prepare for pamphlets.

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The Reflective Absurdity Mirror: Not a mirror at all, but an empty frame meant to make you question why you need to reflect, anyway. Refund policies are transparent.

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The Overly Ambitious Automaton: Will attempt to brew coffee but will instead start a philosophical debate with the beans. My coffee tastes like existential dread.

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