In a world where machines whisper sweet nothings to the gears of fate, only the brave dare to listen to their orchestral symphonies - composed in silence and conducted by the winds of change.
The clock tick-tocked its way into existential dread, lamenting its unending loop of temporal gymnastics. Meanwhile, the coffee machine brewed a bold cup of procrastination, steaming with the aroma of ambition gone cold.
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Remember, every tick and tock is a note in the silent symphony that plays on and on, sometimes off-key, but always in tune with the rhythm of the absurd: Symphonies of Silence