The Glitchy Oracle Speaks

Predictions from the Pixelated Abyss

Flash Point: The Evaporation of Sanity

In a world governed by code, a kitten wearing a VR headset has declared itself ruler. Experts predict a pawsitive outcome.

• February: Fishy Fables and tales of tuna-fueled adventures.
• March: Bug Bites and Byte Bites, where the code met the critter.
• April: Inscription of the Silly Cipher on the walls of digitopolis.

But lo! The ancient algorithm has foretold of a time when all screens blink in unison, declaring the Crunch Time anomaly.

Stay tuned, for the next update shall arrive precisely when you least expect it, much like your neighbor's unsolicited advice.