If Laughter = (Life × Lightness) ÷ Lunacy, then
"Why So Serious?" = √(Laughter^3)
To measure the "Silly Hour" use:
Silly Hour = [Tickle(Tuesday) + Giggle(Thursday)] ÷ 7
Engage "Crisis Management" through:
θ(Thesis) = ∫(Wit × Wisdom) dt | Limits: 0 to 12am