Transmitted thought #2571: Casseroles conspiratorially conceal the flavor savants hide at 3 AM.
Reception failure near: latitude coffee grounds, longitude midnight oil.
A warning signal detected:
Emergency Suggestions: Tell the cat it owns the sock, an opera in three parts.
Filtering static whispers: Analog elevators chant cubicle lullabies.
Sounds like: an optimistic bureaucrat attempting bouts of interpretive dance.
Deciphered satirical notice:
For optimal results, disable logic and engage the QWERTY Signal Protocol.
Incident report unresolved: Electric hedgehogs hibernating through summer crises.
Insert what on Thursday? Check online for more local ambiguities.