Once upon a QWERTY, a zesty spark flew. The letters danced across the screen, a chaotic tango of lunacy and brilliance. Have you ever tried to compose a symphony with a single finger? Alas, the digital world sings in endless keys, and here I am, stuck on Q, W, E, R, T, and occasionally Y. Are we all just little QWERTY signals in a vast cosmic radio frequency?
The birds were tweeting today, not in exhaustive chirp but a digital hiss, transmitting memes faster than light could comprehend. Have you seen the cat with the monocle pondering the existential crisis of virtual reality donuts? No? Maybe I should paint a word picture, or perhaps just let the signal speak.