Flux: This Is Not a Memory

"I remember drowning in a land of diabetic shadows as umbrellas shivered into the ground." Navigate FAQs

"My toaster gave me life advice last Tuesday—I had toast, but no idea." Comment Cycles

"Electricity laughed as I lost my keys in yesterday's sarcasm." Find Similar Antiques

"I once held my breath long enough to place a bid on an expiring cheese." Mystical Artifacts Await