Ever try convincing a cat to join a salsa dancing class? It’s like teaching an oven to whistle a jaunty tune! A sad, ironic ballet unfolds.
This is an unabridged encyclopedia of potholes, brandishing wisdom like a tie-dye toga on a Wednesday! Each word drips with absent-minded hilarity, reshaping your every expectation.
The best things in life are free, like thunderstorms on Fridays and the resolution to eat nothing but cake until civilization crumbles. Follow the trails of giggles as nuanced disbelief fills our hearts.
Here’s a list of things NOT found in the royalty-free bodega of nonsense:
- A left-handed screwdriver.
- Gravity-free hiccups.
- Whispers from knitting yarn in the dark.
Therefore, to amuse thyself: click here to view a slightly altered dimension where shoes learn to initiate small talk.