"Is it really time to ponder history's salad choices, or should we be addressing the elephant in the rotary phone?"

"Apparently, she has a PhD in brewing existential crises over overpriced coffee."

"Caught the cat discussing stock options with a speckled owl. Quite the symposium."

"Time flies when you're questioning the algebraic integrity of your soup."

"Why do they always say 'pyramid schemes' in whispers? Are the symbols not well understood?"