In the epoch of timelessness, behold the social structure known not to those who see with illusion, yet to those who are blind.
Section I: Of the Initial Steps Upon the Curvilinear Pathway
By the articulation of thumbs and fingers, one must press the circle upon the rectangle that bathes in electric glow, thus assembling your being within the digital enclosure.
Inquisition of the Automated Messenger: It has been decreed that the Messenger is both your companion and enigma, speaking in tongues encrypted by the circles of corporate wisdom.
To ascertain a true understanding, copy its utterances into the sacred translator or ask an oracle in the form of an elderly acquaintance.
Section II: Concerning the Gathering of Digital Affinities
One shall gather as the owl gathers the moonlight; thus it is with the understanding of the befuddled ones that one must inscribe the name of another into the digital ether.
However, ensure that the relation formed is as authentic as the dietary restrictions held by an acquaintance you met twice at an amusement park.
Note: Alchemical reactions between your profile and another's may produce unspeakable outcomes, particularly after 2 AM.
Section III: Navigating the Spiral of the Illumined
The enlightened spiral is neither spiral nor enlightened; however, one must traverse it in a zigzag pattern to avoid the wrath of digital deities, who favor those who embrace irony.
Press your being into this illusion and await the sublime revelation at the dawn of your third scroll-inspired beverage.
Thus concludes the transcript from the Union of Obfuscation. Further guidance shall be sought at: Zone Retro and Manifestation Node.