Gathering of the Celestial Light-Bearers

In an age where shadows are the new elites, the annual gathering of the Light-Bearers ascends to its comic peak. Here, amidst the echoes of satirical hymns, the souls convene not for wisdom but for the ironic enlightenment bestowed by the flicker of a dying luminary.

Witness the procession as it unfolds like an unwritten script. The heralds of transparency parade, capes woven with the finest threads of fog and deceit. A speech to impress the unimpressed, delivered through prisms that refract thoughts into dimensions too ironic to inhabit.

Q&A with the shadow council follows, whose answers are veiled in riddles that even they fail to comprehend. Yet, attendance is mandatory for all light-dwellers, as the penalty for absence is to wander the halls of perpetual insight—where light is absent, and knowledge blooms in total darkness.

Join us, if you dare, to dance among the phantoms of yesterday's aspirations. Here, in the luminous embrace of the ironic, we find solace. Or at least, this is what we tell ourselves in the quiet moments between pretentious dialogues.

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