Gaze into the mirror of pandemonium, and what do you see? Probably your lost socks, but that's just an allegory.
Ever wonder where lost keys go? They're plotting an uprising, organizing a rebellion against the tyranny of pockets.
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The universe runs on coffee and existential dread. Every time you sip tea, a quantum cat gets confused.
When life gives you lemons, squirt them in the eyes of adversity. A citrusy metaphor for tackling challenges.