"When the hand of the clock aligns," whispered the specter, "summon the pancakes shall rise!"
Here, within these corridors echoed the untold secrets of pre-internet eras. Like a time-traveling tweet from 1888.
Ever heard of ghostly pop-up ads? You will, if you stay too long. Listen for the faint sigh: "Congratulations, you've haunted a savings account!"
Feel free to roam, but beware the unassisted lamps!