In a cluttered attic in San Francisco, the Unbugged Lamp Found. Initial reports suggest an origin dating back to the late 1970s. Details remain elusive, fractured.
The artifact, previously undisturbed, emitted a curious glow, unaccompanied by electricity. Witnesses describe a sense of serenity.
Experts puzzled:
- "Its function defies known physics," stated Dr. Elaine Kerosene, cryptic lumina specialist.
- "There are no bugs, no wires, nothing. Just light," adds assistant Grim Harbinger.