This relic, curiously shaped like an overcooked pancake, was discovered in an attic during an ambitious spring cleaning expedition. Legend has it, this pancake holds the secrets to the universe wrapped in sarcasm and wit.
Spinning in an infinite loop of self-reflection, the relic asks you one question: "Why did the chicken invent time travel?" The answer, lost in the mists of time, involves a punchline and possibly a dance with quantum frogs.
Are you brave enough to unlock its mysteries? Only those fluent in the language of quirky metaphors will succeed. Join the quest: Proceed to Relic #2: The Enigmatic Spoon.
Remember, the universe has a peculiar sense of humor, and so do we. Laughter is not included in the warranty.