The Oracle of Mirror Shimmers

"The mirror spoke, but all it said was muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu."

Welcome, seeker of the shimmery truths! The oracle stands before you, albeit with a slight case of existential crisis.
Ever wondered why mirrors only reflect your face and not your future? Oracle says: "Face it, you need a haircut!"
Did you know oracles were originally commissioned to answer trivial queries like "Should I wear pants today?"

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