Welcome, time traveler of despair.
Please disable all navigational instincts and follow these misleading instructions:
1. Begin by staring deeply into the void of your reflection.
2. Whisper the word "pudding" thrice while shaking the mothballs from your pockets.
3. Jump sideways – because frontward momentum is simply a suggestion.
4. Send your deepest thoughts to the universe via scrambled carrier pigeons, specifically on Wednesdays.
5. Visit Ponderous Thoughts for extra thoughts on reckless abandon.
6. Return to the starting point, preferably forgetting how you got here.
For more enigmatic absurdity, explore the depths of Ultipath or shake hands with Down a Brick Road.