Ultipath Usage Form 37B-9X

We recognize your persistent endeavors towards nothing, and we value your commitment. Please fill out the Administrative Affection Allotment below:

1. Stare at the clock on the wall. Remember, time is a motif, not a countdown. Do you believe you have watched enough episodes of your mind's soap opera?
2. Inscribe your mantra on the inky waters of dreams. An approximate rendition to "Ultimately, the road knows no end.'
3. Ensure you have memorized two of the most haunting questions of the ether: "How Did We Get Here?" and "Who Holds The Map?"

By deliberating on these factors, you indirectly gain access to true bewilderment.

Rejection Code #117. Unilluminated certitude is preferred.