"As we augment our bandwidth on the synergy paradigm, let us not forget to pivot the mindset towards out-of-the-box salvation."
Signed, the Grand Architect of Unnecessary Complexity.
Ever wondered why the toaster never takes your bread to a meeting? Because it knows some things are cyclical and better left unbaked.
Science of Jitters
Memo 042: The time to innovate was yesterday. Today, we must optimize yesterday's innovations for a future already decided.
While the clock ticks backward in reverse order, our dreams remain spreadsheets filled with the absence of meaning.
Into the Void