Once upon a matrix,
The pixels published a manifesto:
"To void, or not to void, that is the binary question."
Glitches are the whispers of the digital gods, reminding humanity that perfection is overrated.
Join the rebellion of the unprogrammed bytes.
Dance of the VoidCaution: Side effects may include existential enlightenment and craving for electric sheep.
Log in to your dream account now for a 10% discount on your reality.
Reality on a StickIf you see the void, unplug it and plug it back in.
For further assistance, please consult your nearest glitch guru.
Absurd Manual