Reflected Ridicule

Have you ever hollered a secret to a snail's home? Your wit needs no mansion, only a spiral entry. In these seashell boardrooms, corporate meetings dissolve quickly—water meetings, naturally.

The mirror reflects more than faces, it reflects—and I quote—the entire essence a parent forgets in speeches. Its wisdom is a punctuated pause: “Hmm, the reflection holds opinions…” Yes, opinions that often wear better pajamas.