Ever tried to walk on an alien shore? It's not all three-eyed fish and purple sand, you know. Sometimes you step on what you think is a harmless orb, and before you know it, you're being chased by a 12-legged creature that looks suspiciously like a cross between your mother-in-law and a pizza.
Beneath the moon of Zortak, where the tides hum in frequencies unknown to human ears, I stumbled upon a peculiar sign. It read: "Beware of the Unseen Little Things. They bite and possibly sing opera." I considered my options and wisely chose to sing back in key.
Did you know that on Mars, the wind doesn't blow but rather nudges? And it has an impeccable sense of direction, preferring to guide lost travelers in circles. A bit rude, really, especially when you need to find a restroom.
Join me next time when I accidentally invent intergalactic travel etiquette involving biscuits and tea. In the meantime, why not explore some of these other cosmic curiosities: