Welcome to the Wormhole Wit Café!

Traveler #42: "Why don't aliens ever get lost?"
"L7itmopZ!" exclaimed in disbelief.
Hint: Decode using the alphabet shift method, or visit Quantum Echo for inspiration.
We often see the same stars, just different angles.
An astronaut walks into a café... and a wormhole winks.
"nGpwvn গেলে ডাকপিয়ন।"
Extra Clue: Translated, it means nothing till opened or check Nebula Narratives.
Why did the spaceship break up? Too much space!
Anteroom Anomalies Stellar Satire