Welcome, aspirant of the unpredictable. Before you plunge into the swirling mysteries of particle entropy, ensure you possess the following: a particle, a journal, and an unyielding sense of humor.
First Rite: Dispersion of Ambiguity - Here, you shall symbolically scatter one grain of uncertainty for each attainable accuracy in measurement you've acquired. The irony is evident only to those who've never participated.
Entrants are blindfolded and asked to recreate the stringency of their choice from the laws of quantum, all whilst absentmindedly humming an unintelligible tune. An exercise in order from chaos, not to be missed.
Offer up three paradoxes in exchange for particles' blessings. Recite with conviction or casual indifference—both yield equal results.
1. See also: "Observation of Oblivion," a masterclass in spectator entropy.
2. Participants are advised against overthinking the third rite.