The quantum particle life is simpler than you'd think. Born from complexity, schooled under uncertainty. Yet, amid its lacework of superpositions, lies a tradition as old as time itself — or possibly, as old as a time that doesn't exist at all.
Join us, bewildered photon, as we unravel the Quantum Equinox Ceremony(); a gathering where particles quark and quibble over borrowed mass and energy, without accounting for their immeasurable differences.
The quintessential irony is that at this festival of frequencies, fermions and bosons alike clutch ceremonial Schrödinger caps, which are identical and both shredded and whole at this very moment.