Welcome, wandering spirit. Have you come seeking wisdom?
Or perhaps just a cup of lukewarm coffee and a complaint about the existential dread?
Here lies the Portal. Or is it a doorway? A fence maybe?
Decide for yourself. Choices are illusions anyway, much like your morning commute.
Once upon a lunch break, I found this supposed 'Portal'. The brochure said it could change my life. Spoiler alert: It didn't.
I looked into the depths beyond. They promised enlightenment, but all I saw was another guy pondering his Wi-Fi connection status.
But enough about me. What about you? Are you the chosen one, or just another numbered soul in the vast digital abyss?
To use the portal, simply click here. Or don't. It’s all very optional.
If you're looking for an escape, click there. It won't help, but you'll feel right at home.
Stuck? Click this again and again. It’s like déjà vu, but with more clicking.