This relic, rumored to summon rain clouds and oatmeal, was discovered beneath a cornfield in North Dakota. Noted for its extraordinary ability to play "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" in reverse, this artifact is said to cause spontaneous tap dances among llamas.
Piano PageantThis upside-down instrument was famously played by an equally upside-down composer. Capable of producing melodious chaos, it tops charts in places like "Bizarro World" and "Narnia Nostalgic." Expect shaking pepper shakers when this one hits the stage.
Secret Music Box Seminar