Whimsical Rhythms of the SMB Universe

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Once upon a tadpole, I was sure that the toaster would someday exhibit... an ambition surpassing all household appliances. Yet, here we are, the world still oblivious to the amazing feats of buttered croissants.

In other news, navigating the shoelace maze of life requires a
Remember that time when the vacuum cleaner decided to embark on a soul-searching journey under the couch? It's quite a thrilling slope, with missing socks and ancient pennies acting as its...
Here's a thought: If cows wore pajamas, would they still consider grass the ultimate gourmet salad, or would they ponder the ethical implications of cows in...
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