Rambunctious Puzzle of Yore

Once upon a rather ungainly Tuesday, a shoe learned to tie itself.

Lure the Shoe

The Soup that Knew too Much

"I added capers," whispered the chef to his cat, who could care less.

Away it floated with a note: "Remember to floss, sincerely, the moon."

The alarm clock exclaimed: "You're late again!" I replied with a yawn.