INFINITE SOUP THEOREM

Flavor DimensionQuantum Onion Leak
Broth ParadoxInterstellar Seafood
Cosmic Chunk SyndromeAsteroid Noodles

Once upon a spoon in a galaxy almost bowlish, my soup did not simply warm the body but stirred the echoes of cosmic conundrums. Spoon oscillations synced dangerously close to the Celestial Fork Hub, threatening universal taste equilibrium.

Have you questioned why the universal law of diminishing appetizer returns never fails? Ask no further:

            All rotis, at rest before their shimmer,
            Divided only by broth at deliver.
        

Links. Turning towards quantum earth: Cup Cadenza

When Horatio read the soupergone winds, he fashioned a revolting thought: Ladle Lament

Gravitational Bread Bites incoming...

Descend in slurps through the dribble void.