Transmission 1: "Your cheese collection has been ranked... third in Nebula Catastrophe League!"
Transmission 2: "Wanted: Galactic chicken, the one who crossed the road for interstellar peace."
Transmission 3: "Attention! Socks are currently migrating to dimensions unknown."
Transmission 4: "Warning: Galactic pickle jar opening party scheduled for 0300 hours."
Transmission 5: "Your presence is requested at the universal coffee spill symposium."