The Timefold Abyss

Transmission 1: "Your cheese collection has been ranked... third in Nebula Catastrophe League!"

Transmission 2: "Wanted: Galactic chicken, the one who crossed the road for interstellar peace."

Transmission 3: "Attention! Socks are currently migrating to dimensions unknown."

Transmission 4: "Warning: Galactic pickle jar opening party scheduled for 0300 hours."

Transmission 5: "Your presence is requested at the universal coffee spill symposium."