What do you call it when Schrödinger's cat participates in a joke contest? A paradoxical meow-sala.
Why don’t quarks ever work for the government?
Because they’re always down, up, charm-ed and strange.
Decode this: Coherence is lost, yet entangled, my friend.
Waves in a Lost EchoDid you hear about the quantum physicist who turned into a turtle?
He shelled out and took a slow introspective journey.
What’s a quantum computer’s favorite game?
Super-posed Monopoly, where all properties are simultaneously owned.
In every silence, a byte hides, awaiting its turn to laugh.