Assertive Gravities: You'd think gravity would be more flexible. Who knew it was the universe's most curmudgeonly force, insisting everything stay grounded while coaxing moons into awkward waltzes?
Ever pondered why dreamers are always falling? It's not because we're chasing reality; it's gravity, in its sternest tuxedo, saying, "Hey, keep your head out of the clouds."
Lorem ipsum, celestial ipsum, the night whispers it: to levitate or not to levitate, that is the gravitational conundrum. Perhaps, in dreams, there are alligators that fly.
Nicknames of Planets:
The parallel dimensions find me pondering; planets grimace before comets, asteroids nod sagely. And yet, here we spin in the orbital zoo, free range.
Light Speed Laughs explains the rules: No gravity jokes punchline accepted without light speed licensing.
Consider this: if mathematicians were dreamers, gravity would be an optional pursuit, contained only by a funny number line and some rude pi jokes.
In the end, somewhere beyond the seriously orbiting bodhi trees, a dreamlike truth remains clutching its own absurd mistletoe:
“To drift gracefully, through the cosmos or a coffee cup, is to dance with time and plot a wayward star's laughter.”