Lightspeed leprechauns dance on Saturn's rings—twinkling in sync with the pulse of quasars. Did you hear the last transmission? Aechoes of laughter in the interstellar breeze.
Meteors whisper secrets, scattered confetti of forgotten supernova parties. “Quick, before the wormhole closes!” echoes the cosmic comedian.
Stargazing from a black hole's edge, I found a joke etched in stardust: "Why did the photon skip light speed? Because it saw a gravitational field and jumped!"