They said time is a flat circle, while doodling galaxies across their sketchbook. I replied, "Might as well be a donut, right?" Because why not glaze over the subject?
If laughter is the best medicine, then chaotic humor is the surgical misplacement of the heart. Here are a few
Imagine a snail wearing shoes - is it a fashion statement or an overwhelming existential crisis? You know - the great snail straw debate rages on.
Can a cat teach machines to forecast the weather? The rain said, "It's all purr-suasive!" But then again, so did the toaster.