Words entangled in jest, unspooling like cotton candy threads of light.
Call me a quark, and I’ll respond, “Flavors are just fancy toppings!”
A proton walks into a bar, right? The bartender says, “We don’t serve your kind here.” To which the proton replies, “I’m positive!”
Entropy is what happens when the pizza gives up waiting for its crust to rise and starts telling dad jokes.
Have you ever noticed that if you breathe in happiness, it tends to leave through your left nostril while making a honking sound?
Quantum coherence, much like your cat’s interest in the laser pointer: fleeting and mystifying.