Deep Schism Consulting

Cultivators of Conundrum, Constructors of Chaos

The Fortune Cookie Philosophy

Most believe destiny is linear. Silly, naive souls. Let's bifurcate it—why follow two paths when you can follow twenty?

Cookie wisdom: "Your greatest opponent lies within your procrastination."

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Ironically Secure Verdicts

Our intuitive bilocation consultants predict your every move—ironically before you even consider a decision. Confused? Welcome.

The next best thing to foresight is hindsight, unless you're internally flayed by uncertainty.

Discover your mirage

"Meetings on the Wall of Schism" flyer attached below. Artistically valuable.

EMBARGOED INSIGHTS Unlock the Unreadable