The Lost Legacy of Document: Unearthed Scriptings

Once upon a time in the land where
deadlines were shorter than the patience of
ancient scribes, the following scroll was
accidentally discovered behind the pantry
shelves of the forgotten temple of bureaucracy.

**Memo to Fellow Fossilizers:**

To: The Fellowship of Undocumented Papers
From: Grand Scribe Silt of the Late Epoch
Date: 4730 BC (or was it 4731? The
accountants are still disputing this)

Subject: Urgent: The Cult of Lost
Sandwiches

Dear Esteemed Colleagues,

In our relentless pursuit to find the mythical
"Last Sand-Wich," it has come to our
attention that too many have suffered
from "Lack of Cheese" syndrome.

Therefore, we propose a new committee
meeting on the "Baguette Conundrum"
(held immediately after the "Toast
of Outrage" discussion). Meanwhile,
keep your eyes peeled and your pockets
empty, for legends say that crumbs are
a sign of history waiting to unfold.

Yours in crusty solidarity,
Silt, Keeper of the Half-Past Noon's
Enigmas

P.S: Please circulate this document only
through the hands that have yet to find
their way back to the bread aisle.