In a galaxy not so far away, lodged somewhere between prosaic impertinence and the infinite void, resides the beatific Bureau of Cosmic Dimensions. Here, forms are filed in quadruplicate, and celestial paths are charted with the utmost mundanity.
β³ Ticket Number: 42ABWXYZ is currently being processed. Expect eternity.
The stars, our distant neighbors, watch with solemn indifference as we untangle the red tape of stellar bureaucracy. Dimensions, it seems, have their own dimensions, each fold revealing another irony wrapped in cosmic irony, echoing in a hollow chamber.
Need a permit to orbit? Fill out form 7-89491F on pata-celestial bureaucracy, Inc.
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