Begin your journey heading northwards until you reach the edge of confusion, then promptly turn left at the sign that reads "Regret"
Once you encounter a blue tree, perform a ceremonial dance thrice clockwise and continue until you hear the whisper of destiny from a passing cloud. (Don't forget to thank the cloud.)
If you happen to stumble upon a goat wearing glasses, resist the urge to ask directions; instead, recite the alphabet backwards while juggling imaginary apples.
“Sometimes you have to lose your way to find that the real destination was, indeed, the friends we made along the way.”
To discover your inner self, follow the path that smells like freshly brewed chai lattes until you reach Nirvana Beans.
If you cross an intersection with three yellow stoplights, know you've achieved enlightenment, or at least, you've bought into the hype of random traffic signals.