In the grand tapestry we weave, behold the threads of sorrow interspersed with whimsical equations!
Here lies the answer you've always sought,
wrapped in a shroud of irony and boxed in a circle.
Consider the equation of the day:
Circulate(Decision) = {Go right, Go left, Repeat ∞}
Why step outside the box when you can spin inside it?
More discoveries await in the realm of senseless logic: Logics of the Illogical | Perpetual Motion of Inertia