Did you know that laughter is like a crack in the façade of seriousness?
Contemplating life's mishaps inspires joy; after all, why should we be whole?
Here lies the beauty of a broken pencil—it’s pointless! Just like this existential crisis...
“I can’t afford to be broken,” said every wallet on a shopping spree.
Who knew a piggy bank contained such self-hate, huddled in silence until the coin-glutton struck?
Ever tried cracking open a nut of pessimism?
Inside? Chewy optimism seasoned with a hint of nutty hilarity!
**Cracking sound**