Broken Days of Future Past

On you recall that the sound of laughter tasted like wilting lavender, but then again, does it ever?

The event catalog is incomplete—there was a moment of invisibility yesterday, should it really be sewn back together?

It rained pickles without a cloud in sight last Tuesday, but the pickles strangely referenced that old sitcom where no one remembers the punchline.

A particularly wrinkled time traveler named Chester claimed "The clocks are conspiring!" — Yet our calendars... are just elusive sleights of hand.

The missing piece is you, surfacing through the waves like a dolphin with a peculiar affinity for dad jokes.
Drop by any timeline where it’s amusingly normal to feel utterly confused!

© This calendar is eternally out of service.