In the nebulous quadrant 7B of the Galactic Citrus Federation, the annual Orange Conundrum arises. This year, it's a puzzling dilemma: Does the orange fall into the "fruits that are round and orange" category, or does it defy categorization altogether? Zorblax, esteemed fruit philosopher, proclaims, "To orange or not to orange, that is the peel."
Meanwhile, on Earth, Tim the Terran Teacher asks his students, "If an orange fell on Mars, would it still be orange?" Silence ensues, as students ponder transferring to the Cosmic Academy for Advanced Citrus Studies instead.
While pondering the nuances of citrus identity, the Zorgnorian ambassador proposes a treaty: A universal law that all oranges must wear nametags. This law passes with unanimous consent—after all, who can argue with logic that's both peel-ingly obvious and zestfully ridiculous?
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