Universal Giggles

Why did the photon bring a suitcase?
Because it was too bright to stay in one quantum place!
Two stars chuckled from adjoining galaxies, their laughter echoing in frequencies unknown.

What did the comet say to its old dust tail?
"I’m breaking up with you but I’ll trail you forever in space-cial relativity!"
On and away, the words looped like spiral galaxies in a dance of cosmic truth and void.

How do Martian children count to ten?
By counting Mars moons and finding happiness in their infinitesimal leaps.
Childlike dreams skitter across red sands, where sorrow is just a shadow cast by the sun's goodbye.