Once, the void decided to recite poetry, not knowing it was void of anything poetic. The stars listened, taking notes on a stellar quasar they had never heard of before.

But wait—what's this? A supernova dust bunny rolled by, causing an intergalactic sneeze that echoed through the rings of Saturn. Ah-choo!

In the distance, a comet juggled its own ice particles, performing a one-comet circus act. The universe chuckled, erupting into a cascade of nebula confetti.

Black holes shuffled awkwardly, attempting the cosmic cha-cha, while dwarfed planets applauded from the sidelines with silent reveries.