Stellar Date 2644.03 - Today, I forgot to untwist the gamma flux before plotting the jump to the Andromeda sector. Guess who wound up charting a course between the Milky Way and the unidentified leftover taco from last week's cargo plan?
Read about more misadventuresStellar Date 2644.45 - Astromech buddy, you ever think falling asleep during a solar rotation can mess with the ol’ superluminal engine settings? One minute, we were orbiting Neptune, and the next... hot diggity, we were cruising past the rings of Saturn in our pajamas.
Details on the ring-a-ding-dingStellar Date 2644.60 - Today, we accidentally activated the wormhole to last August. Let me tell you, the temporal picnic formatted at T-minus three philosophizing ants brought back some funky tunes.
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