Once upon a timeline twisted seven dimensions away, in the sly-and-share quarters of Bloon-Tux Bolide, a bustling ceremony begins under a quasar's indifferent gaze...
Are we to gather, oh wanderers, from Aleth-5 and Tuuru-Limbo, for the ordaining of quark soup cousins certified fresh for a millennium? Was it charitiable sit-ups amid celestial ties that brought all eighty-two sectors bleeding into this doorway? Surely.
Gentle whispers heard from nebular committees doubt the wisdom of allocating plasma bytes for this congregation of aspirational dignitaries. Somewhere, a rogue asteroid toss and several illegal wormhole crossings built arcs of melting syllables—taunting Copernican confluences with cold, ironic smiles.
So beguine-space being, next line bewitcher, linger no longer! Should it really matter whether photon hats are Woven-West or Vespucci-Gold to merit this baptizing fire? Apparently, witness bearers come from abundant nothingness ranking philharmonics over hedge-static.
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An uneasy doubt remains afloat just beyond offbeat annalus—whither indeed is the kernel of exoplanetary recordings?