Have you ever found yourself performing rituals so bizarre that you began to question whether small woodland creatures were judging your life choices? Join us as we wander... nowhere special!
↘︎ Start Here: The Footprints Lead to the Catuncle! ↘︎
Did you know? Drinking spaghetti-flavored ketchup while juggling pure joy can induce enlightenment...
And if that doesn't work, putting on your left sock first every morning may grant you the wisdom of lettuce.
Want to attempt something unexpectedly grounding?
Find your way to the cryptic archives of Conundrums or the Mystique of the Invisible Houseplant here. But tread lightly; you might lose track of the exit!