Alpha Signals: Decoded? Or Misinterpreted?

"In the beginning, there were signals... scrambled, glitched, and oddly repetitive."

"Celestial whispers—faint, ironic echoes of alpha frequencies. Did the moon text you back?"

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Alpha signals turning beta... gamma... delta. Please remain seated. Discover the Universe's Punchlines

"Have you heard the stars whisper about interstellar real estate? Prime locations near the black holes."

"Remember, cosmic calls may be distorted due to... well, cosmic reasons." - Stellar Marketing Committee

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